They're probably going to throw you in jail!

Recently, we had several messages on our home phone from the United States Census Bureau asking us to return their calls. I completed the census questionnaire for our family a long time ago, so I couldn't figure out what they wanted. I ignored them for a while, but they were persistent, so I finally called them back, only to find out that we were randomly selected to take part in a more detailed phone questionnaire. This took over an hour, so be grateful if you don't have to do it.

Before I got around to calling them, however, Seth had this to say:

"You probably lied about your age on the census, and they're probably going to throw you in jail!"