Following is the verbatim conversation I had with Shulamith's 3-year-old son yesterday:
Swen: Hey Her, do you have a penis?
Me: No. I'm a girl. Girls don't have penises.
Swen: But mom does, though.
Me: No. Mom is a girl too, and girls don't have penises.
Swen: Mom and Her don't have a penis because they are girls.
Me: Right.
Swen: Eli has a penis.
Me: Yes, Swen, he does.
The End.
Bwahahahaha!!!!!
ReplyDeleteSo funny! Kurt was just that age when he told me I could buy one at the store!!
ReplyDeleteWhat a resourceful child Kurt was! Helpful too.
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