It is often the case in the morning that Seth awakens and climbs the stairs to find me sitting at the dining room table applying my make-up for the day. Yesterday was no different, except this time as he sat on a bar stool in the kitchen eating his cereal, he felt compelled to comment on the process of my make-up application.
Seth: Why do you do that every day?
Me: Because I want to look good.
Seth: Do you think you need to be pretty just because you're a girl?
Me: Well, I like to look good, but I don't know if it's just because I'm a girl.
Seth: Well you already look pretty without all that stuff.
Me: I think I look BETTER wearing make-up.
Seth: You don't look ONE BIT DIFFERENT after you put that stuff on.
Me: Not one bit?
Seth: Well, the only thing I can tell is that your eyes on top look a little purple [Seriously, I don't wear purple eye shadow].
....as I so carefully swirled, tapped, and buffed on my Bare Minerals foundation, he continued on,
Seth: That stuff right there doesn't do a thing. You look exactly the same. You don't look any paler or whiter or shinier [I didn't know that was the goal] than before.
Seth: All that stuff is really a big waste of time.
So yeah, I'm thinking Seth is most definitely from the male species.
