Whined and Dined

When our kids were younger, Gerald and I just loved taking them out to eat in restaurants. Because who doesn't enjoy being "whined and dined"? And if the alternative was eating my cooking, well you get the point. So yesterday was a very whiny day for me. Seriously whiny. You really have no idea. But if you'd like to find out, and especially if you enjoy being "whined and dined," go grab yourself a delicious, high calorie snack, and read on.

After painting my white kitchen wall with relative ease, I thought spray painting 24 picture frames black would be a piece of cake. I couldn't have been more wrong. Originally, I assumed Shulamith would do this with me, but then we read that spray painting is the worst kind of painting for pregnant women because of the mist of paint fumes spreading everywhere, so I was on my own. Whine. First, I had to dismantle every single frame, carefully bending back those little metal things and then removing the glass. Then I laid out all 24 frames on large plastic garbage liners on our deck. By this point, I was already pretty much over this whole project, and I hadn't even begun to paint. Whine.

It was too late to turn back, so I grabbed the can of paint and began to spray. Of course that's exactly when the wind picked up, so paint was flying everywhere, everywhere it seemed except on my frames. It was just so hard. And then I looked down at my hands. Gasp! Black paint was everywhere, running down my fingers, underneath my nails. Ugh! I ran inside and tried to wash it off, but no. This must be like permanent paint? So gross. Can you hear the whine? Before I even had one coat on half the frames, I ran out of paint. Well of course I did; most of it was on my hands, and the rest was on my deck!

I washed my hands as best I could and headed back to the store to buy another can. As I arrived at the store, it occurred to me that not only did I resemble The Bride of Frankenstein, I didn't have shoes on. Nope, only socks. And the socks didn't even match because earlier I had been wearing boots. Guess I was so frazzled trying to get the paint off my hands that I didn't notice? So did I go back home to get shoes? Absolutely not. I didn't see a sign saying "No shoes, no shirt, no service," so I walked right in, stocking feet and all. What did the people in the store think of this crazy girl with no shoes and unmatched socks? I honestly have no idea.

Second can of paint in hand, I drove home, trying to obey traffic laws but still hurry. The weather forecast for late afternoon/early evening was for rain! Now those of you who know me, know how much I love rain. There is just no better weather. But if that lovely rain were to arrive before my frames were painted and dry, this whiny mom could potentially turn into....well, let's not go there. Just as I pulled into the garage, I got a text from Shulamith: "I see rain clouds. Hurry!!"

Back outside I ran with my new can of paint to finish the other half of the frames and then spray a second coat on the first half. Have I mentioned that this is not fun? Why do people do stuff like this? More importantly, why didn't you, my friends, talk me out of it? Why didn't you remind me that this kind of thing never ends well? Whine. Whine. Whine. Then came the waiting, the seemingly endless cycle of waiting for paint to dry, checking for spots that needed more paint, finding them, and then waiting some more. Would it ever be over?

The answer is no. If I wanted every centimeter of the frames covered perfectly, I'm certain it would never be over. Finally, as the rain clouds hovered lower and thicker in the sky, I had to declare the project done and bring the frames inside. But here is what they looked like just before that:

Now they sit on my kitchen island counter top, and if I look too closely, I see little spots where more paint is needed. And I want to cry. So I try not to look too closely.

The next step is emailing selected photos in the proper sizes to Costco (much cheaper than Walgreens, we discovered) to be printed. Shulamith tried to do this last night, but the site kept changing them all back to color, even after she edited each picture to black and white. Frustrated, she gave up and said I'd have to do it myself. And I will. At some point. Certainly not tonight. Probably not tomorrow. At some point in the future, once the trauma of this spray painting ordeal fades from memory or at least decreases in emotional intensity, I will muster the energy to tackle ordering the prints.

I hope you have enjoyed this "whining and dining" experience. Stay tuned for the continuing saga. If you want.  

Spread the Love: Valentine Musings and More

As far as make-believe holidays go, Valentine's Day must be one of the best. Or so I've always thought. It's a day for love, after all! A day to show increased kindness and appreciation to those we care most about. How could that not be great? But as usual, there's no better way to examine one's own perspective on a subject than to have that perspective challenged. Friday night when I was out with the sister missionaries, they mentioned how they were greeted that day by their host "mother," the lady they live with: "Happy Single Awareness Day," she chimed as they walked through the door. Ha! Now I barely remember being single or if I liked or disliked Valentine's Day back then, but this made me laugh. Fortunately, the sisters were laughing too.

It was a good day, all in all. Because it is only a make-believe holiday, people don't get the day off work. I taught my regular classes Friday morning and arrived home early afternoon. Waiting for me was a gift bag and Valentine card from Shulamith. She knows I can't eat anything good these days; I managed to gain eight (yes, you read that right!) eight nasty pounds between my birthday October 20th and New Year's Day. As of this morning, I have lost six of those, so I'm almost there, but that process was not one bit fun. Gaining the pounds---THAT was fun! So Shulamith made me a package with all my favorite low-fat/low-calorie snacks including 100-calorie packs of tiny shortbread cookies and Special K Cookies and Cream Pastry Crisps. Mmmm! This should help those final two pounds just melt away, right?

Gerald was already off to work, and all too soon it was time for Shulamith to go too. I'm pretty sure Valentine's Day would cease to exist if she were not at Macaroni Grill. I dropped her off at 4:00 to spend her eighth Valentine's Day there and took Swen home to wait for Mathew to get off work. In the Mac. Grill parking lot was Isaiah's car, a typical sight. He works all the time, way too much in my opinion, especially for a kid finishing his last semester of a computer science degree, complete with a complex senior programming project. But he somehow manages to keep all the balls in the air, and as long as he walks across that stage to receive his degree come May, I'm a happy mom. Valentine's Day is lucrative in the restaurant business. Working a double, Isaiah walked that night with $320 in tips and another $250 the following day. Both he and his big sister have quite a talent for turning those tables quickly while still still providing outstanding service.

Soon after I arrived back home, Matt picked up both Swen and Seth, and they were off to get food and snacks for a night of video-games downstairs. And I was up here alone. On Valentine's Day. Sorta weird? I started to watch an episode of "24," when a text came in from the sisters: "Are you available tonight?" Well, of course I am! Who else would be available on Valentine's Day? They were here almost immediately, and off we went for an evening of driving all over three wards trying to find people to visit. No luck. We found literally no one home but still had a super fun night laughing and reminiscing about our past experiences together. I do love these girls.

I was sound asleep early, waking yesterday with the goal of making serious progress on my "Before Eli Comes Home" list. And for the record, anyone who might be doubting that I'll get all this stuff done in time (Shulamith Ericha Webster!): I will! Let's just highlight how much progress I've made thus far. A week ago, I spent four hours cleaning and organizing our underground storage area in order to find all Eli's stuff, and let me just say to all my fellow OCD friends: It is now a THING OF BEAUTY. Feel free to come over and just sit down there and bask in the organization. Ahhhh! Then yesterday I set out to tackle the scariest item on my list, painting my kitchen wall in preparation for my photo gallery collage. Remember how I can't do these kinds of things? Remember how I've never painted anything in my entire life? I was pretty scared. But the guy at Home Depot was most helpful. He said the best thing I could do was match the white paint as closely as possible to what was already on the wall. That turned out to be excellent advice. I brought home several little cards with various shades of white, and Gerald and I chose the closest match: ultra bright white! Then we selected the proper sheen (who knew?): medium gloss, and I went back to buy the actual paint.

The whole thing was actually far easier than I ever imagined. The paint color was perfect, and it was super easy to touch up all the imperfections on my wall. It looks lovely and is now all ready for my photo display. Tomorrow, Shulamith and I will spray paint the frames black, which should be at least as easy as painting the wall was, and email my selected photos to Walgreens and order prints. I'm so excited to see how this turns out; I think it will be a fun surprise for Eli.

So happy Valentine's Day to all. Or Happy Single Awareness Day. Or Happy Presidents' Day (Gerald, I vote for the apostrophe outside the "s" because I mean more than one president).

Whichever and however you celebrate, most importantly, remember always to spread the love!

Really? You don't think I'll do all this stuff? Watch me!

In my last post, I outlined a list of important things I need to accomplish before March 25th, when Eli comes home. Granted, it's an ambitious list. I know that. It's especially ambitious because at least one of the items requires creative ability greater than anything I possess. A home photo gallery collage? Seriously? So today, when Shulamith and I were driving around running various errands, she seemed to intimate that maybe I wouldn't really do all the stuff on my list. Or maybe I wouldn't get it all done before March 25th. No, she didn't come right out and say this; she sort of implied it. Indirectly.

Really? You don't think I'll do all this stuff? Watch me! You see, hardly anything motivates me more than someone telling me I can't or won't do something. One challenge with this list is the magnitude of some of the projects. I'm the type of person who likes to finish tasks. Completely. Get it done, and cross it off! I hate long-term projects and the clutter that often accompanies them. But some of these "Before Eli Comes Home" projects are just too big to complete in one day. Which is precisely why I hadn't started them.

Until today.

Spurred on by Shulamith's doubts (where is your faith, girl?), I told myself I could not wait for a time when I could finish any of these projects in just one day. Instead, I really just needed to get started. On all of them. Maybe there would be a little clutter here and there. Maybe I'd feel anxious about that. Too bad.

First off, I went to the party store and got a "Welcome Home" banner to put outside our house the day he comes home. Here is the future "Elder Erichsen" displaying it. Cool, huh?

No, this project is not finished. I still need to buy paint and butcher paper to make signs for the airport. I still need to buy balloons, etc. But this is a start.

Next, I decided to tackle the downstairs storage area. This one is particularly tough because I really need knee pads. The area is huge in diameter but only about 3 ft. from hard, cement floor to ceiling. After about 30 seconds walking around on my knees, the pain is too much to endure. So I spent a little time down there just thinking about specifically how I want to organize the space.

I decided I'm going to fashion homemade knee pads using a foam sleeping pad that I will cut to the desired size and attach to my knees with strapping tape. Pretty resourceful, huh? I teach tomorrow morning, so nothing more will happen on this until Saturday, but that is the day! I WILL organize this storage area. I WILL find all Eli's stuff. I WILL put away my multiple tubs of Christmas decorations, which currently sit in stacks in our living room. Oh yes I will.

Finally, and this one definitely triggers the most anxiety, I decided to look for frames for my photo gallery. First I went to Michael's (very scary store, almost as scary as a fabric store!), but frames there are way too expensive even at 50% off. Next stop, the D.I. There I found tons of frames, both 8 X 10 and 5 X 7. Hooray! I will need to spray paint them black, but they should work great.

Where did I get this crazy idea? From someone I barely know. Her name is Nan. Pay close attention here. She is Shulamith's husband's brother's wife's mom. Yeah. Like that. And Dawn was kind enough to include me in Rebekah's bridal shower at Nan's house. So instead of staying politely and quietly in the background among a group of people I did not know at all, I decided to stalk her house and take pictures of her wall. Because I loved her photo display that much. Here it is...

And now I'm trying to copy it.

There is much left to do. I need to paint the wall in the kitchen where my gallery will go. I need to choose photos and email them to Walgreens to print. Then I need to somehow make it look like this. Ahhhhhhhh!

I have now started three projects from my list. THREE.

What now, all you doubters out there?   :-)  :-)  :-)

He's Comin' Home!

Today is February 1st. That means I can now say, "He's coming home next month." Next month. Wow. I'm tearing up this very instant just thinking about it. When a mom sends a missionary into the field, she does so with all her heart. She sends him willingly, with love and pride and honor. She wants him to go. She has prayed for this day all his life; she couldn't be any happier or any more grateful for his worthiness and his decision to serve. Still, there is a pit in her stomach. Down deep. It's heavy and it doesn't go away. She won't see her precious child for 24 months. She can't talk to him, save four times on two Christmases and two Mother's Days. She will have to settle for weekly emails and a very occasional snail mail letter. It's tough. I'm not gonna lie.

When a missionary mom starts talking about her son's impending return, friends say things like, "Already? What? Really? Wow, that went by fast. It seems like he just left." And in some ways that is true. I think the reality for most missionary moms is that the weeks go by fairly quickly, but the days can be long, especially Mondays when we're waiting for that email. For sure, other people's kids' missions fly by. Our own kids, not so much. For me, the time has passed quickly in terms of normal, everyday events. The constant rush of life--deadlines, appointments, meetings, demands--has continued as always, and the pace hasn't slowed. Nevertheless, it has been a very long time since I wrapped my arms around my wonderful son and hugged him tight. The last time was 22 1/2 months ago outside the MTC. That is the last time I saw, in person, that infectious smile that is paralleled by no one. In that respect, time has not passed quickly. Not at all.

I have an incredible support group, though. Some of it stems from the awesome members who live in the mission area. So many times, often when I've been missing Eli the most, I log onto Facebook and what do I find? A picture posted by a member who hosted Eli for dinner or saw him at a fireside or sat with him at a ward activity. Thank you. Thank you so much. Then there's the Arkansas Little Rock missionary moms' super hero. His name is Brother Floyd. Well, he has a real first name. I think it's Richard. But we all call him Brother Floyd. And he is our hero. He watches out for all our kids serving in the Memphis area, gives them rides places, helps them move their stuff around, buys them food (Frosty ice cream club??), takes them suit shopping, and more importantly, introduces them to people he knows who are interested in learning more about the Gospel. But that's not all. He also helps us moms. If we haven't heard from our missionary on P-day, we message Brother Floyd. And he investigates. The man is everywhere. And he also pretty much lives online, so we rarely have to wait for reply. He finds our kids, tells us what's going on, and reassures us that all is well. No matter how long I live, I will never be able to fully express my appreciation for this man.

In addition, I have incredible support online and here at home. We have a Facebook missionary moms' group filled with ALRM moms just like ourselves. Those ladies are there any time I need a friend. Any time I need a boost, a bit of encouragement, or even a shoulder to cry on. They understand. They get it. And while we have moms from all over the country, a pretty healthy bunch of us live right here in Utah. We have had the wonderful opportunity to get together a couple times in the past two years, and we're planning another day just before Eli comes home. Here we are together  if you want to see for yourself! And again here!

A friend recently asked me how much contact I expect to have with this group after Eli comes home. My answer was, "I don't really know." For sure, I won't have the urgent connection that I share with them now. My obsessive interest in every single thing to do with the mission will obviously decrease. Already they are discussing the upcoming change in mission presidents this summer, and I find myself only mildly interested. Still, I hope I don't lose contact with these wonderful ladies. They have become my friends. In so many ways. And I love them.

When I woke up this morning, I made a long "to-do" list. Several items came from my other larger list titled "Before Eli Comes Home," which is displayed on our fridge. So far I have done none of those things. Because I decided to blog instead. Actually, I needed to blog. Nothing calms me or settles my anxiety quite like writing, so I decided it was okay. But now, I really better get on with it. Because you see on March 25th at 2:10 p.m., a flight will arrive at the Salt Lake City Airport. On it will be my Eli. And before I run sobbing into his arms, there is just a thing or two that I need to do:

1. Order "Welcome Home" banners.
2. Frame photos from the mission for his room.
3. Get him hooked up with a cell phone.
4. Put together "Welcome Home" basket with all his favorite things.
5. Create a Facebook "event" to invite people to his homecoming April 13th.
6.  Paint wall in kitchen, and put together collage of family photos all in black & white with black frames. (Yes, I know. This is another one of those crazy ideas that is WAY too ambitious for someone with my woefully low skill set, but I saw it at someone's home recently, and I really want to do it. You should probably try to talk me out of it. Like now).
7. Organize storage area under our house, find all Eli's stuff down there, and put away Christmas decorations. (Yes, I know, it's been over a month, but I need knee pads to do this, which is yet another story, so no judgment, okay?).

I have exactly 52 days to get all this done, in case you're counting.

Ready, set, go!